child: mom why do you always make bentos for me we're not even japane-
me: shh here's a piece of toast put it in your mouth and run for school like in the animes
Person: Anime is childish
Person: Manga is stupid
Person: K-pop is stupid
Person: You can't even understand what they say
Person: All the guys look gay and retarded
Person: All the girls are sluts and bitches that got plastic surgery.
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER THEORY:
In season 3 episode 12 Ted explains of how the mother was in a bar that he went to during saint patricks day. Through out the episode he goes on about how, for that day, karma was working in reverse resulting with him hooking up with a married girl, and since older Ted foreshadowed that he met his wife in that bar people might assume it’s the hot married girl he’s making out with.
In the middle of the episode Ted randomly bumps into a girl in the bar and for that 2 second scene it is only him and her. The girl turns around, they make eye contact. THAT GIRL IS TED’S WIFE.
Also in the series Ted’s wife is scene with her face, and body, blocked off with a yellow umbrella, leaving only her legs to be seen. Earlier in the episode the girl is clearly wearing jeans. The married girl, who’s name is Ashlee, is wearing a dress, while this girl is wearing jeans.
Finally, why would the makers of HIMYM waste money for an encounter, even if it was for 2 seconds, such as a random bump in at the bar. If i learned anything in dramatic writing class last semester it was that everything that happens, especially in a show like HIMYM, for a reason.
c, b, d, b, c, d (she looks like she can handle a gun).
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C. Assault rifle. No questions.
D. Crossbow because of the bamf Daryl in Walking Dead. And you don’t have to hunt around for ammo as much
B. I always wanted one as a kid.
D. Zombies can’t swim (I hope)
C. Scout status. Lol
D. Sorry Bear, but I’ve learned to never meet your idolHmm I’d go with: A,B,B,C,C,D
I always wanted to ride on top of a tank and start shooting all the zombies and when i get over run i’ll retreat to inside it and just drive away…
